Archive for the ‘Food’ Category
World’s most suggestive milk advert
Posted in Advertising, Food, Sexuality on May 17, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Unbelievable
Posted in Fail, Food, Parenting on May 17, 2013 | 2 Comments »
I was having lunch in a local food court in the Prudential Center not long ago when this guy, in his 20s and dressed nicely, suddenly put his baby on top of the table and started changing a diaper. I just stared at him, too shocked to actually say something.
Then he looked at me and said, “You got a problem?”
I said, “Yeah. What kind of idiot changes a shitty diaper on top of table in a food court?”
He informed me that if he didn’t have a baby with him he would have kicked my ass.
I said, “Sure thing, brave guy. Be here at 5 p.m. without the baby and we can talk about it.”
Of course I never showed up at 5 p.m. I doubt he did. Like I’m going to fight some moron in a food court because he’s too stupid to understand the concept of feces being not a good thing to have around food?
Some people.
Best answer
Posted in Food, Language on May 16, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Welcome to married life
Posted in Food, Love, marriage on May 10, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Most excellent birthday dinner
Posted in Food on April 30, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
This is what happens whenever I try a cool recipe I see on TV
Posted in Fail, Food on April 29, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
What if I love ranch dressing?
Posted in Food, Signage on April 29, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
A product for the truly lazy
Posted in Fail, Food on April 29, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Cheese doesn’t freeze well. Toast doesn’t freeze well. Grilled cheese is so easy to make. What other reason aside from sheer laziness would possess someone to buy this product?
Poor kids are doomed
Posted in Family, Food on April 29, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
1) Eating while driving, 2) Speeding, 3) Failure to stop
Posted in Food, Law Enforcement on April 29, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
In his defense, cereal is often delicious enough to distract anyone from a siren and flashing blue lights.
Just because it’s Sunday
Posted in Food, Religion, Signage on April 28, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Even bad news seems better with cake
Posted in Food, Love, marriage, Relationships on April 28, 2013 | 1 Comment »
Today in bad menu translations
Posted in Food, International, Language on April 28, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Batman has to lay off the Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets
Posted in Food, Geek (and proud of it) on April 26, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Someone needs lessons in food marketing techniques
Posted in Advertising, Food, Signage on April 25, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Great moments in business naming
Posted in Employment, Food, Signage on April 24, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
How hot is this? I don’t have a girlfriend.
Posted in Food, Signage on April 23, 2013 | 1 Comment »
This pretty much sums up the ramen noodle demographic
Posted in Food on April 23, 2013 | 1 Comment »
So what the hell is in the rest of these?
Posted in Food, International on April 23, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
When fortune cookies try to think deeply
Posted in Food, WTF on April 22, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
None of these flavors sounds particularly appealing
Posted in Food on April 22, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
The seats look normally sized to me
Posted in Food, International, Signage on April 12, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
This has to be somewhere in the American South
Posted in Advertising, Consumerism, Food, Health, Signage on April 12, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
One way to keep your customers coming back
Posted in Exercise, Food, Health on April 12, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
Some songwriters are motivated by romance. Some are motivated by injustice. While still others….
Posted in Food, Music, Writing on April 12, 2013 | Leave a Comment »
