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Archive for July 13th, 2012

I hate shopping in stores. Hate it, hate it, hate it. My BF can tell you how testy I get with the interminable walking around and questioning. “What do you think of this one, baby?”

I don’t care! You’re going to get the one you want anyway, so let’s not act as if my opinion matters. Let’s just skip the asking part and go to the part where you buy what you want anyway!

There, I feel better now.

Invariably I end up on a bench or chairs with the other non-shopping boyfriends or husbands, staring into my phone or my hands much the same way as these guys are doing it.

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“Alright, listen up you grunts! I’m your drill instructor, and your worst nightmare-come-true. Today we’re going to be doing jazz squares and cobra stretches until your feet bleed. Now move!”

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My worst nightmare come true

I have dreams about snakes coming out of toilets, and would rather not use porta-potties because I’m sure snakes live in them.

If this ever did happen, I’m pretty sure they’d find me dead of a heart attack next to the toilet, my pants around my ankles.

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Off to New York and Fire Island this morning for a little R&R.

Light blogging.I guess internet service is spotty where I am staying.

Hope all of you have a great weekend.

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