Via the Sacramento Bee:
Man in a sombrero wearing a boxing glove jumps on Sacramento cop car and shouts his name
A man was arrested after he jumped on the hood of a police car and shouted his name.
Sacramento police said an officer was sitting in a patrol car in the 2600 block of Fairfield Street in the Noralto neighborhood about 1 a.m. this morning when a man walked up and leaped upon the hood of the vehicle.
He then yelled his own name, jumped down and ran away. The jumper was easy to search for because he was described as wearing a dark puffy jacket, a sombrero and a boxing glove on one hand.
Jesse James Thomas, 55, was found nearby, lying in the street. Thomas was arrested for suspicion of being drunk in public.
Can you imagine being the cop just sitting in your patrol car, minding your own business when a nut in a sombrero jumps on your car? The only way this story would have been better is if he was sitting in the drive-thru at Taco Bell when it happened.