Woof, comrade:
Archive for November 16th, 2011
Who knew there even was a Russian beat box champion?
Posted in Humor on November 16, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
The possibilities for related baby names make the mind reel
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I like the baby name Destiny because it sounds stripper-y and suggests the horrible life that kid will have.
63 Reasons Why Bradley Cooper Definitely Isn’t The Sexiest Man Alive
Posted in Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay on November 16, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
A great post from Buzzfeed, the writer of which understands the travesty that is Bradley Cooper and People Magazine pick for Sexiest Man Alive. I mean, only Ryan Gosling could make even vaguely erotic a picture containing Al Roker being manhandled (picture 41).
Gosling looks good in everything, unlike Cooper who — while certainly not unattractive — has to be shot from certain angles. I seriously doubt that Gosling has a bad angle, although I’d love to be the one to do a complete study of the subject.
And, as for picture #59 (see left): this is how I fantasize he would suddenly react as he saw me peering from behind a scrum of paparazzi while surprise meeting him for some smart Hollywood function. Yes, I see a restraining order in my future.
Entire Buzzfeed post here.
If I ran the world and owned my own airline
Posted in Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Humor on November 16, 2011 | 1 Comment »
All you ever hear from people these days is how miserable the flying experience has become. It got me thinking once again that we need to create a gay airline where:
My choice for head of passenger relations.
1) everyone gets a ticket for a free extra drink if everyone boards on time;
2) anyone bringing an oversized bag or fussy child on board has to stand in front of the main cabin for one comment from each passenger about the miscreant’s outfit choice or parenting abilities;
3) delay the flight for any other reason and everyone gets for the next 24 hours the login and password for your Manhunt account — the secret one (with no public pictures) that your boyfriend doesn’t know about. No erasing previous e-mails!
