I don't know about the cats other people have had, but the ones I've had would totally shred everything in sight if I ever put one of these on them.
Archive for June 10th, 2011
Yeah, this’ll work
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Smells like Pine Sol AND melted Jesus
Posted in Humor, Religion on June 10, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
There’s an SNL skit in here somewhere:
The face in wax before it was Pine-Sol'ed into oblivion
An “image of Jesus” seen in dripped wax by worshippers at a church in Wiltshire has been removed by a cleaner.
The face was first spotted by a church warden at the parish church of Ogbourne St George at Easter.
The image, described as a a man with a long beard, was formed by candle wax dripping from the church’s pulpit.
Created over a four-month period, the wax image was apparently removed by a diligent cleaner last week, although nobody has owned up.
Nicky Irwin was the church warden who first spotted it.
“I was sitting in church just before Easter a little bit bored by a sermon when I saw it,” she said.
“I thought, ‘Oh my goodness that looks so much like a face’ and I thought ‘that could be Jesus’.”
The image could only be seen from a certain angle.
“You had to be in the right seat,” said Mrs Irwin.
Irwin notes helpfully later in the article, “The Church of England is not very good at this sort of thing and if I’d done something sooner it could have been a bit of a money spinner.”
Below you can see an unrelated wax dripping that is said to look like the Queen of England if you can stare at it in-person at just the right angle after a few glasses of communion wine.
Bartender, give me another drink. It still just looks like wax.
Well, maybe just this one time, I’ll make an exception
Posted in Environment, Humor on June 10, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I’m so guilt ridden I would have been sure to turn the printed canvas bag around so everyone couldn’t see what it said.
I hope her neighbors shame her when she gets home.
So, so, so, so, so, sooooo like my first grade teacher
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A funny thing about gay bars…
Posted in Uncategorized on June 10, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
is you can always tell what kind of men the owners are into, just by looking at their adverts:
Someone's seen too many Bel Ami films.
Crazy Cat Lady: The Early Years
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Meanwhile, in the Live Free Or Die state….
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Eric Carrier of Hooksett, NH
On the one hand, this is weird in a funny way. On the other hand, you have to give this guy credit for being this dedicated to his fetish:
A 23-year-old man pretended he suffered from a brain injury so an unsuspecting in-home nurse would change his adult diaper, police said.
Eric Carrier, of 95 Granite St., Hooksett, turned himself into police Tuesday after a warrant was issued charging him with indecent exposure.
Carrier allegedly faked having a severe brain injury that would require him to wear adult diapers. A nurse caring for him became suspicious, police said.
The nurse knew something was up when baby allegedly exposed himself. Naughty baby needs a spanking. Ooooh…yeah…spank baby!
When grandparents and technology collide
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I know some pretty hip grandparents, so it’s important not to generalize from this anything about the technological skills of all elderly people, BUT these people are an effin’ scream:
