Archive for June 10th, 2011
There’s an SNL skit in here somewhere:
An “image of Jesus” seen in dripped wax by worshippers at a church in Wiltshire has been removed by a cleaner.
The face was first spotted by a church warden at the parish church of Ogbourne St George at Easter.
The image, described as a a man with a long beard, was formed by candle wax dripping from the church’s pulpit.
Created over a four-month period, the wax image was apparently removed by a diligent cleaner last week, although nobody has owned up.
Nicky Irwin was the church warden who first spotted it.
“I was sitting in church just before Easter a little bit bored by a sermon when I saw it,” she said.
“I thought, ‘Oh my goodness that looks so much like a face’ and I thought ‘that could be Jesus’.”
The image could only be seen from a certain angle.
“You had to be in the right seat,” said Mrs Irwin.
Irwin notes helpfully later in the article, “The Church of England is not very good at this sort of thing and if I’d done something sooner it could have been a bit of a money spinner.”
Below you can see an unrelated wax dripping that is said to look like the Queen of England if you can stare at it in-person at just the right angle after a few glasses of communion wine.
I’m so guilt ridden I would have been sure to turn the printed canvas bag around so everyone couldn’t see what it said.
When first-graders alliterate:
is you can always tell what kind of men the owners are into, just by looking at their adverts:
So this is how it all begins:
On the one hand, this is weird in a funny way. On the other hand, you have to give this guy credit for being this dedicated to his fetish:
A 23-year-old man pretended he suffered from a brain injury so an unsuspecting in-home nurse would change his adult diaper, police said.
Eric Carrier, of 95 Granite St., Hooksett, turned himself into police Tuesday after a warrant was issued charging him with indecent exposure.
Carrier allegedly faked having a severe brain injury that would require him to wear adult diapers. A nurse caring for him became suspicious, police said.
The nurse knew something was up when baby allegedly exposed himself. Naughty baby needs a spanking. Ooooh…yeah…spank baby!