I was having lunch in a local food court in the Prudential Center not long ago when this guy, in his 20s and dressed nicely, suddenly put his baby on top of the table and started changing a diaper. I just stared at him, too shocked to actually say something.
Then he looked at me and said, “You got a problem?”
I said, “Yeah. What kind of idiot changes a shitty diaper on top of table in a food court?”
He informed me that if he didn’t have a baby with him he would have kicked my ass.
I said, “Sure thing, brave guy. Be here at 5 p.m. without the baby and we can talk about it.”
Of course I never showed up at 5 p.m. I doubt he did. Like I’m going to fight some moron in a food court because he’s too stupid to understand the concept of feces being not a good thing to have around food?